Daily humor

Andrew: "Mommy, what does chat mean?"

Me: "I have no idea what you are saying?"

Andrew: Does it mean,'I'm gonna have a talk with your mom?'"

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! After 5 minutes of recomposure, "yes..it does. what did you do?"

Maybe you had to be there..funny! Promise!

Andrew: "Can I tell you when I'm done?" (What he always yells on the way to potty, so I can follow closely and wipe for him).

Andrew: "Wait..I'm 5 now...I gotta do it all by myself." Nebermind mom. :)